Brain shaped ice cubes, maybe….. Happy Holidays, Zombie Good Life Advertisements

Zombie, the Snowman, was a jolly hungry soul, He’s a rotting corpse with a button nose, and two eyes black as coal. Zombie, the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say. He was dead as snow, but the children know, he came back to life that day. Christmas is Coming! -Zombie Good Life

Have a jolly Zombie Christmas; It’s the best time of the year I don’t know if there’ll be snow but have a cup of rotting cheer! Have a holly Zombie Christmas; And when you shuffle down the street Say Hello to undead you know and everyone you eat. The holidays are almost upon us, Zombie Good Life

Want to know the best way to confuse a Zombie? Oh the weather outside is frightful But the brain is so delightful The head is the place to go Where’d it go?  Where’d it go? Where’d it go? The snowman has a head Full of ice and apocalyptic dread, When I dig for the brains below Where’d …

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Joe was one of the best….and obviously tasty….customers. Drink up, Zombie Good Life

Someone watch a LOT of Happy Days in his living years. Cooler dead, than alive. Love, Zombie Good Life.

Thank you to every veteran who has served our country. Happy Veterans Day! Love, Zombie Good Life

“First you’re dead and stinkin Thinkin, winkin, drinkin, sinkin Ba-ba-ba-blinkin….”   The star of the show, hard-working, Mr. Zombie Jaaaaaames Brown!!! Love, Zombie Good Life

Zombie moms can go to pieces… Try not to lose yourself to motherhood. Love, Zombie Good Life

Don’t forget to pack a reinforced umbrella!  Those brains can pack a punch. Love, Zombie Good Life