Nothing like a celebration to commemorate your undead magnificence! Happy Birthday, to you, Happy Birthday, to you, Happy Birthday, dear Zombie, Please eat my brains, too! Now make a wish! -Zombie Good Life Advertisements

Oh, it’s your birthday? Delightful! ¬†At your age, your brains have aged to a tender and juicy perfection. Mmmmmm, tasty, Zombie Good Life