Life sucks! Being Living Dead ROCKS! Don’t knock it, till you’ve died it. LOVE, Zombie Good Life Advertisements

Oh, it’s your birthday? Delightful!  At your age, your brains have aged to a tender and juicy perfection. Mmmmmm, tasty, Zombie Good Life    

We hope everyone enjoyed a wonderful holiday and are excited about the upcoming New Year! 2015….the year rigor mortis becomes cool. Love, Zombie Good Life

Brain shaped ice cubes, maybe….. Happy Holidays, Zombie Good Life

Zombie, the Snowman, was a jolly hungry soul, He’s a rotting corpse with a button nose, and two eyes black as coal. Zombie, the Snowman, is a fairytale, they say. He was dead as snow, but the children know, he came back to life that day. Christmas is Coming! -Zombie Good Life

Have a jolly Zombie Christmas; It’s the best time of the year I don’t know if there’ll be snow but have a cup of rotting cheer! Have a holly Zombie Christmas; And when you shuffle down the street Say Hello to undead you know and everyone you eat. The holidays are almost upon us, Zombie Good Life

Want to know the best way to confuse a Zombie? Oh the weather outside is frightful But the brain is so delightful The head is the place to go Where’d it go?  Where’d it go? Where’d it go? The snowman has a head Full of ice and apocalyptic dread, When I dig for the brains below Where’d …

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Oh, the things kids can dig up these days! Enjoy your family this week!  And those you don’t like, eat ’em! Love, Zombie Good Life

Joe was one of the best….and obviously tasty….customers. Drink up, Zombie Good Life